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never pass up the opportunity to pet a dog

Sep 14th at 3PM / via: laughbitches / op: foodfinisher / reblog / 147,991 notes


sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito)

Sep 14th at 3PM / via: hotboyproblems / op: eggito / reblog / 605,779 notes


okay so there was this girl who really pissed me off at school and over the summer i googled “banishing spells” and i basically lit a candle and said some stuff and now on the first day before school starts i’ve found out that she’s moved to a different school i’m not saying i’m a witch but i’m 100% convinced i’m a witch

Sep 7th at 6PM / via: pornstarwars / op: pornstarwars / reblog / 19,213 notes


I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

Sep 7th at 1PM / via: borinq / op: esxctvyhbkjlfvsdv-deactivated20 / reblog / 232,586 notes


welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

Sep 7th at 1PM / via: walmart-stripper / op: seifukucat / reblog / 283,652 notes

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Aug 31st at 3PM / via: claphne / op: tastefullyoffensive / reblog / 118,538 notes


dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

Aug 27th at 4AM / via: charlie--sheen / op: slayboybunny / reblog / 315,902 notes


I hate rich people bc one time a rich boy came to my house for a few minutes, and when he left he called me and threatened to call the cops because i had a bag of meth in my kitchen. it was sea salt.

Aug 27th at 3AM / via: hellanerd / op: 666grl / reblog / 2,082 notes


that friend that always tries to please you

Aug 27th at 3AM / via: charlie--sheen / op: methhomework / reblog / 62,030 notes


When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you


Aug 24th at 4PM / via: totally-relatable / op: the-plaid-princess / reblog / 401,329 notes


how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you


  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
Aug 24th at 4PM / via: pizforeverza / op: clraft / reblog / 154,361 notes

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Aug 24th at 4PM / via: sorryhomework / op: best-of-memes / reblog / 156,779 notes