Hey, welcome to my random blog. I hope you enjoy!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Aug 31st at 3PM / via: claphne / op: tastefullyoffensive / reblog / 115,129 notes

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

Aug 27th at 4AM / via: charlie--sheen / op: slayboybunny / reblog / 312,306 notes

666grl:

I hate rich people bc one time a rich boy came to my house for a few minutes, and when he left he called me and threatened to call the cops because i had a bag of meth in my kitchen. it was sea salt.

Aug 27th at 3AM / via: hellanerd / op: 666grl / reblog / 1,996 notes

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

Aug 27th at 3AM / via: charlie--sheen / op: methhomework / reblog / 52,166 notes

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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Aug 24th at 4PM / via: totally-relatable / op: the-plaid-princess / reblog / 376,297 notes

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
Aug 24th at 4PM / via: pizforeverza / op: clraft / reblog / 107,301 notes

(Source: best-of-memes)

Aug 24th at 4PM / via: sorryhomework / op: best-of-memes / reblog / 120,001 notes

ignorntatheist:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

Aug 24th at 4PM / via: yall / op: ignorntatheist / reblog / 116,361 notes
dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets)

Aug 24th at 9AM / via: borinq / op: tibets / reblog / 162,475 notes

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…

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kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…

Aug 24th at 7AM / via: angelaisaslut / op: kimkanyekimye / reblog / 85,456 notes