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catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

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catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

(Source: theonion)

Oct 20th at 8PM / via: beyoncebeytwice / op: theonion / reblog / 135,601 notes

Fan screaming “Sit on my face” to Lana Del Rey

Oct 20th at 8PM / via: themostmetal / op: lanadelreynow / reblog / 18,743 notes

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(Source: aquire)

Oct 20th at 8PM / via: you-jelly-dolo / op: aquire / reblog / 513,798 notes

chessys:

the most important thing is to believe in yourself and also aliens

Oct 20th at 5PM / via: canadad / op: chessys / reblog / 4,471 notes
kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

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kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

Oct 20th at 5PM / via: queenunderworld / op: memewhore / reblog / 288,105 notes
canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

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canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

Oct 20th at 5PM / via: orgasmic-humor / op: blameaspartame / reblog / 216,526 notes

vinebox:

Black people at a white prom

Oct 20th at 5PM / via: humortastic / op: vinebox / reblog / 35,983 notes
killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

Oct 20th at 5PM / via: thebatteur / op: bombing / reblog / 101,125 notes
bitches40ozblunts:

She butta pop offffff

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bitches40ozblunts:

She butta pop offffff

(Source: paintdeath)

Oct 20th at 5PM / via: thefuuuucomics / op: paintdeath / reblog / 128,857 notes