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666grl:

I hate rich people bc one time a rich boy came to my house for a few minutes, and when he left he called me and threatened to call the cops because i had a bag of meth in my kitchen. it was sea salt.

Aug 27th at 3AM / via: hellanerd / op: 666grl / reblog / 723 notes

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

Aug 27th at 3AM / via: charlie--sheen / op: methhomework / reblog / 7,721 notes

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

image

Aug 24th at 4PM / via: totally-relatable / op: the-plaid-princess / reblog / 359,500 notes

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
Aug 24th at 4PM / via: pizforeverza / op: clraft / reblog / 96,194 notes

(Source: best-of-memes)

Aug 24th at 4PM / via: sorryhomework / op: best-of-memes / reblog / 65,972 notes

ignorntatheist:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

Aug 24th at 4PM / via: yall / op: ignorntatheist / reblog / 105,634 notes
dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets)

Aug 24th at 9AM / via: borinq / op: tibets / reblog / 131,710 notes

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…

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kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…

Aug 24th at 7AM / via: xadawgzx / op: kimkanyekimye / reblog / 81,796 notes
bluediamond-og:

horchata-princess:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

bless

Lmao yesss

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bluediamond-og:

horchata-princess:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

bless

Lmao yesss

Aug 24th at 7AM / via: all0ns-y-d0ct0r / op: estasfuera / reblog / 157,278 notes

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Aug 24th at 7AM / via: its-barack-o-llama / op: 6ood / reblog / 255,963 notes